What The Fuck Is A MILF?

American Pie came out in like 99 or 00 and I remember dying laughing at the fact that Stiffler’s mom was a MILF and she was all the rage. What is a MILF? A Mom I’d Like to Fuck. Is a teen mom a MILF? Technically, I guess, but it really is applicable to a mom who ranges from the mid-thirties to I guess 60 something, depending on what you’re into. This woman is curvy, dripping with sex appeal and she knows she is idolized and fantasized about and she enjoys it. Perhaps she will entertain the younger man, or maybe she won’t but the dynamic is one that will turn heads, and his parents nor hers would appreciate the relationship. The friends of the younger man may envy him or think he is insane. The MILF’s friends will egg her on or maybe talk her out of it, either way, there are no real love stories written about a MILF and her young lover, while there are many highlighting Sugar Daddies and their babies…another story for another day.

Now, are ALL moms MILFS? No. As a woman who is a mom, you may not want to be seen in such a sexual way. But for the moms who are with oozing sex appeal, and they do not mind, then they will embrace this way of being. A MILF owns her sexiness, so she has no shortage of suitors, admirers, and men who are waiting for their chance with her. Sometimes MILFs are married, but if they are single, they may not desire a live-in partner but would be okay with lover on occasion. MILFs are not pressed for a relationship and chances are she will not give up her independence for a boyfriend. MILFs like to fuck and will be unapologetic about it, and she can be either a sub or a dom, depending on her mood. Is she only interested in rocking cradles of younger men? God no. MILFS also enjoy being swept up in the heat of a moment with men who can match her passion, sex drive and can hold her attention for more than a little bit. MILFs have zero desire to teach all the time, and they desire men who know how to honor a goddess. She is not a girl, so act accordingly.

Are you interested in being with a MILF? Be comfortable with yourself, be straightforward, transparent and honest. She does not need you, but if she wants you, she will make it known. She will never chase you, so if you don’t honor your word with her the first time, there will be zero more chances. There is no shortage of men offering her whatever you think is unique to you, so if you blunder, that’s your loss. Please have a life outside of your MILF because she definitely has one. Give her attention but do not saturate her day with endless texts talking to her about foolishness, it is not cute and she will ignore you. Reach out to her to ask her meaningful questions, and say things that are genuine and authentic, do not layer her with sweet nothings and recycled lines. You’ll keep her attention by finding the balance in your communication. Talk to her, because she is not going to play games because she is busy, but she will love hearing from you with intended moderation. Save the talking for when you are alone with her, but make sure you are mindful about what you are talking about. Time is precious and neither of you need to waste it on a frivolous conversation.

Lastly…alas…finally…the F…the fucking. YUM! You want to fuck a MILF? Word…many do. But can you bring it? I am not talking about jackhammer sex either. Pleassssssssse god no…PLEASSSSSSSSSSSE pass on the jackhammer fucking and thinking you’re doing something. Some women like that, I guess, but no woman who has had great sex wants her vagina drilled all night. Approach sex with this woman like it is the most important thing you are doing that day. Honor her body, honor your body, act like you know that you are worth something more than just sex. Embrace the fact that sex is an act of godliness, and when you are going to be inside of this woman, you should feel honored and you have to respect yourself so you can respect her. This act is not a race, it is not about dominance, but it is about an exchange of energy blessed by respect, trust, passion, and desire. She is there because she trusts you, and you trust her, so make the experience one that leaves her breathless and thinking about you for days to come. If she is giving you her time, and sharing her body with you, then you are worth it to her. Do not take the opportunity for granted. You are both fortunate, but do not ever in your life think for one second that she needs you. She may want you and she may enjoy you, but you are not a necessity. You are a choice and that is more alluring than being a need. I know you may want a MILF, but believe me, you won’t have her unless she desires you, otherwise, keep dreaming.